Just Joking!

Ok, so here are a few reeeeeally corny jokes...

• Why did the bicycle fall over? Because it was two-tired.

• Why can't you trust atoms? They make up everything.

• I'm reading a book on anti-gravity that's impossible to put down.

• I bought some shoes from a drug dealer, and I've been tripping all day.

• I'm on a seafood diet: I see food and eat it.

• Why don't skeletons fight each other? They don't have the guts.

• My wife told me to stop impersonating a flamingo. I had to put my foot down.

• I went to buy some camo pants but couldn’t find any.

• I failed math so many times at school, I can’t even count.

• I used to have a handle on life, but then it broke.

• I was wondering why the frisbee kept getting bigger and bigger, but then it hit me.

• I heard there were a bunch of break-ins over at the car park. That is wrong on so many levels.

• I want to die peacefully in my sleep like my grandad, not screaming and yelling like the passengers in his car.

• When life gives you melons, you might be dyslexic.

• Don’t you hate it when someone answers their own questions? I do.

• I told him to be himself; that was pretty mean, I guess.

I hope you're laughing - I am lol!!!

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