Ballet... the funny side :)
- Apr 5
- 1 min read
Q: What is a pigs favourite ballet?
A: Swine Lake
Q: What kind of ballet dancer was Chewbacca?
A: A contemporHAIRY dancer…
Q: How do ballerinas travel?
A: Jeté Plane.
Q: Why did the ballet dancer stop arguing with her instructor?
A: He had a fair pointe….
Q: What did the prima ballerina feel after ten hours of practice?
A: The agony of de-feet.
Q: Why did the ballet dancer bring bread to the rehearsal?
A: To dip into the Battement Fondu…
Q: What is a ballet dancer’s top priority?
A: To get right to the pointe.
Q: What give ballerinas their energy?
A: Batterie power.
Q: What did the ballet dancer say when she lost her shoe?
A: This is pointe-less!
Q: How many prima ballerinas does it take to screw in a light bulb?
A: Only one… she holds it in place while the whole world revolves around her.
Q: What was the name of the famous ballerino who always arrived late?
A: Leo tardy.
Q: Why was the ballet dancer late to the audition?
A: She thought it was Adagio.
Q: Why don’t dogs make good ballet dancers?
A: Because they have two left feet
Q: What is the preferred automobile for ballerinas?
A: VW Cabriolet.
Q: What do you call a dancing sheep?
A: A baaah-lerina.
Q: Why did the danseur show such a lack of concern when the ballerina fell down?
A: He was Cavalier.
Q: Why did the ballet dancer need ice?
A: She got hit in her Effacé.
Q: Where do fish learn ballet?
A: In dance school.
Hahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahaha :)
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